Jack, we need you more than ever.

It is a sad day in America.  Last night Jack Bauer retired, probably to pick up a great deal on a subprime-vintage Florida condo.  Now I can understand why Jack would retire; after all, in recent days he was shot and tortured; his daughter was kidnapped; he lost a wife and a girlfriend.  That would be a tough deal for anyone to take.  However, America is in a moment of crisis, and we need Jack.

For one, our country is being invaded.   Some people have the gall to claim that the Constitution says that anyone born in this country is a Citizen.  In fact, they refer to the 14th Amendment, which reversed the Dred Scott decision:

“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

Yes, that is the Constitution.  But listen to what Randy Terrill, Oklahoma Patriot and Republican state representative says:

“Currently, if you have a child born to two alien parents, that person is believed to be a U.S. citizen.  When taken to its logical extreme, that would produce the absurd result that children of invading armies would be considered citizens of the U.S.”

Taking ideas to their logical extreme is as American as Enhanced Interrogation Techniques.  What Terrill is really saying is that all those illegal aliens coming into our country, to babysit our children, to pick our fruit, to clean our offices, well they are an invading army.  See, Jack Bauer never worried about critics who claimed that torture was wrong.  He did what he had to do to protect America.  Well, Jack needs to help Terrill fight back against these invading armies.

Who else needs Jack?  Well, the fine people of Arizona, for one.  John McCain wants to complete the dang fence.  Well, McCain is no Maverick, which for me means that he may not be able to complete the dang fence on his own.  Jack Bauer, however, is the original Maverick.  Not only will he complete the dang fence, but he will use some enhanced interrogation techniques in Congress to nationalize the Arizona immigration law.   That law would require police to determine the immigration status of a person involved in a lawful stop where reasonable suspicion exists that they are in the country illegally, and would criminalize failure to carry alien registration documents.

Sure, the Law Enforcement Engagement Initiative, a nationwide group of police leaders pressing for a federal overhaul of immigration law, believes the law will lead to racial and ethnic profiling and threaten public safety.  But Jack Bauer will be there to do what is right for America, so we don’t need to worry about Americans’ rights being violated.

That’s good news for Rhode Island State Representative Peter Palumbo, whose effort to introduce the Arizona law to a vote was defeated yesterday.  Peter could probably use Jack’s help in his re-election campaign, too.  I think we can all agree that America needs Jack now, more than ever.

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One Comment on “Jack, we need you more than ever.”

  1. Pete Dyro says:

    I had to watch that “dang fence” video twice to make sure it wasn’t a parody!


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