The siege at Eleven 79, Yorktown-style


The Surrender at Yorktown.


On Tuesday night, the Ragin’ Cajun James Carville walked into his favorite New Orleans eatery and found BP CEO Tony Hayward and Coast Guard Admiral Thad Allen, the two men responsible for fixing the calamity in the Gulf, dining over presumably crude-free shrimp.  Carville joined the two for a glass of Makers Mark; Tony mentioned that Carville had said some “harsh things.”  He promised to make things right.  “I’m really committed to this,” he told Carville.

That makes what happened yesterday all the more striking.  With news that the oil spill could be soon approaching Atlantic beaches, Tony was flanked: Carville held the high ground in New Orleans, and the crude was approaching Virginia, just like the French fleet in 1781.  BP CEO Tony Hayward had no choice but to surrender.  The Guardian in London reported the historic news:

‘BP is to hive off its Gulf of Mexico oil spill operation to a separate in-house business to be run by an American in a bid to isolate the “toxic” side of the company and dilute some of the anti-British feeling aimed at chief executive Tony Hayward, the company said today.  The surprise announcement was made during a teleconference with City and Wall Street analysts in which Hayward attempted to shrug off the personal criticism saying words “could not break his bones”.’

Apparently, Carville’s words could not break Tony’s bones, but they could send him packing for Mother England.  Responsibility for the clean-up will now fall to Yank Bob Dudley, who was thrown out of Russia in 2008 in a shareholder battle.

Now that the British-CEO Tony Hayward has surrendered, the victorious American will be left to deal with the fleet of crude headed for Atlantic beaches near you.