Stephen Colbert testifies before Congress on immigration

Stephen Colbert testified before a Congressional hearing, titled “Protecting America’s Harvest.”  Colbert recently participated in the United Farm Workers’ Take Our Jobs campaign, where he spent a day picking beans and packing corn with migrant laborers.  This is the latest example of Colbert’s positive work on behalf of his fellow Americans.  He was recently recognized by General Petraeus for his numerous efforts on behalf of American Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, and Marines.

When asked by Rep. Judy Chu why he is interested in helping raise awareness about migrant workers, Colbert responded, “I like talking about people who don’t have any power, and [migrant workers] seem like one of the least powerful people in the United States.  Migrant workers come and do our work, but don’t have any rights as a result, and yet we still invite them to come here, and yet ask them to leave.  That’s an interesting contradiction to me; you know, ‘Whatsoever you do for the least of my brothers.” These seem like the least of our brothers, right now.  A lot of people are least brothers, because of the economy right now, and I don’t want to take anyone’s hardship away from them, or diminish anything like that, but migrant workers suffer, and have no rights.”

The campaign by the UFW is fascinating, that despite high unemployment, Stephen Colbert was only the 16th American to accept a job as a migrant laborer.  Those who would only restrict immigration might want to reconsider who picks their vegetables.  In fact, finding a solution that would document as many illegal immigrants as possible, and provide them a path to citizenship, seems to be the most humane solution for both the migrant laborers and for Americans concerned about runaway illegal immigration.  After all, Americans have not leapt at the UFW’s invitation to replace these migrant laborers.  In fact, there seem to be just as many invitation signals as there are restrictions, so at the end of the day, efforts to enforce current immigration laws are half-faced at best.

Jack, we need you more than ever.

It is a sad day in America.  Last night Jack Bauer retired, probably to pick up a great deal on a subprime-vintage Florida condo.  Now I can understand why Jack would retire; after all, in recent days he was shot and tortured; his daughter was kidnapped; he lost a wife and a girlfriend.  That would be a tough deal for anyone to take.  However, America is in a moment of crisis, and we need Jack.

For one, our country is being invaded.   Some people have the gall to claim that the Constitution says that anyone born in this country is a Citizen.  In fact, they refer to the 14th Amendment, which reversed the Dred Scott decision:

“All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

Yes, that is the Constitution.  But listen to what Randy Terrill, Oklahoma Patriot and Republican state representative says:

“Currently, if you have a child born to two alien parents, that person is believed to be a U.S. citizen.  When taken to its logical extreme, that would produce the absurd result that children of invading armies would be considered citizens of the U.S.”

Taking ideas to their logical extreme is as American as Enhanced Interrogation Techniques.  What Terrill is really saying is that all those illegal aliens coming into our country, to babysit our children, to pick our fruit, to clean our offices, well they are an invading army.  See, Jack Bauer never worried about critics who claimed that torture was wrong.  He did what he had to do to protect America.  Well, Jack needs to help Terrill fight back against these invading armies.

Who else needs Jack?  Well, the fine people of Arizona, for one.  John McCain wants to complete the dang fence.  Well, McCain is no Maverick, which for me means that he may not be able to complete the dang fence on his own.  Jack Bauer, however, is the original Maverick.  Not only will he complete the dang fence, but he will use some enhanced interrogation techniques in Congress to nationalize the Arizona immigration law.   That law would require police to determine the immigration status of a person involved in a lawful stop where reasonable suspicion exists that they are in the country illegally, and would criminalize failure to carry alien registration documents.

Sure, the Law Enforcement Engagement Initiative, a nationwide group of police leaders pressing for a federal overhaul of immigration law, believes the law will lead to racial and ethnic profiling and threaten public safety.  But Jack Bauer will be there to do what is right for America, so we don’t need to worry about Americans’ rights being violated.

That’s good news for Rhode Island State Representative Peter Palumbo, whose effort to introduce the Arizona law to a vote was defeated yesterday.  Peter could probably use Jack’s help in his re-election campaign, too.  I think we can all agree that America needs Jack now, more than ever.

Is our two-party system dying? Not yet.

In 1997 I was an undergraduate at the University of Southern California, attending an event by the campus Young Democrats, in which Bill Lockyer was the speaker.  Lockyer, the current State Treasurer of California, was back then a stalwart in the California Legislature, serving as Senate President pro Tempore.  1997 was of course during the messy end of the Clinton Presidency, when his triangulation conflated with the burgeoning sex scandals to dim even the most optimistic young liberal.  Naively, I asked Lockyer, why don’t we enact Proportional Representation?

Like many before, I thought that a Third Party could somehow get beyond the ideological gridlock to get work done.  Of course, Lockyer laughed at my question.  At least that is how I remember it.  After the 2000 election, when a few Nader votes in Florida swung the election to George W. Bush, my view of third party candidates shifted.  They were certainly effective in swinging elections, and elevating issues, but had little hope of governance.

Yesterday in Providence Joe Scarborough, the Conservative MSNBC commentator and former Representative, said before a convention crowd that the two party system was dying, and that a third party candidate would inevitably win election as President.  I don’t discount the possibility that one day a Third Party might eventually win the Presidency, but I find it hard to believe that our two party system is facing imminent demise.   A look at the current phenomenon of the Tea Party is instructive.

On one hand, Tea Party supporters are creating a “Contract From America” which aims to improve on the 1990s Republican document by avoiding divisive social issues like abortion and gay marriage.  The Tea Party wants to limit its focus to the role of the Federal government and tax policy, where it believes it can gain more supporters.

On the other hand, it was reported today in Politico that Karl Rove, Ed Gillespie, and wealthy Republican donors are working to create a “vast network” modeled on successful Democratic groups like and the Center for American Progress, to take back the White House and Congress.  Republicans are working to try to harness the energy of the Tea Party, and focus it behind Republican candidates.

Republicans, however, face a messaging dilemma: their most ardent supporters “want Congress to repeal the healthcare overhaul, aren’t convinced that climate change is happening, and don’t think illegal immigrants should have a way to become citizens or that President Barack Obama has improved the United States’ global standing – all stances that put them at odds with the majority of voters,” based on a recent survey by Resurgent Republic, one of the groups created by Gillespie.

Those core voters are working to create purity tests, and call Republicans like Lindsay Graham RhINOs (Republicans In Name Only).  Rush Limbaugh raised the possibility this week that the disaster in the Gulf of Mexico is actually an environmental conspiracy.  He said on his radio program that:

“lest we forget, ladies and gentlemen, the carbon tax bill, cap and trade that was scheduled to be announced on Earth Day. I remember that. And then it was postponed for a couple of days later after Earth Day, and then of course immigration has now moved in front of it. But this bill, the cap-and-trade bill, was strongly criticized by hardcore environmentalist wackos because it supposedly allowed more offshore drilling and nuclear plants, nuclear plant investment. So, since they’re sending SWAT teams down there, folks, since they’re sending SWAT teams to inspect the other rigs, what better way to head off more oil drilling, nuclear plants, than by blowing up a rig? I’m just noting the timing here.”

Of course, Rush is just “noting the timing.”  That being said, when the resurgent Tea Party avidly supports Rush and Glen Beck, it is difficult to imagine that they would be able to even come close to the watershed Third Party moment of 1992, the candidacy of Ross Perot.  Ron Rappaport, who co-authored a book on the Perot movement, compared a recent survey of Tea Party supporters with Perot supporters and observed:

“The major difference is that Perot movement was a total rejection of both parties, while the tea party movement is a total rejection of only one party–the Democrats.  Whereas only 5% of tea party supporters said that they usually or always voted Democratic, fully one-third of Perot supporters had voted for Walter Mondale in 1984 and slightly more had voted for Michael Dukakis in 1988.”

Nate Silver, who interviewed Rappaport, concludes that “if [the Tea Party] is a danger or threat to the Republican Party it is thus a danger from within, not without. And if it is a threat to the Democratic Party it is because it readily mobilizes voters who ultimately are going to vote for Republicans (or more accurately, against Democrats), not third-party candidates.”

So, based on what I see, it is difficult to imagine the Tea Party becoming a successful third party.  The only chance that a third party would have to prosper would be if election rules were amended to include Proportional Representation.  In that system, legislative assemblies are apportioned based on the percentage of votes for a particular political party.  There are various types of PR, and the system is used in countries like Germany, Israel, Brazil, and Ireland.  In many of those governments, third parties create coalitions with more dominant parties to form governing blocks.  Like Bill Lockyer told me years ago, neither of our two parties is likely to make a change like this, because it would be against their self-interest.

What about voter reform, in the state where voters have a vehicle for radical reform? Proposition 14, a June ballot measure in California, would reform Primary Elections in the State by enabling only voters to nominate candidates for the primary, and pitting the top-two voter getters of that combined primary in the November election.  This measure, similar to Proposition 62, which was defeated 54-46% by California voters in 2004, would aim to elect more moderate politicians to the State Legislature.  Opponents of the Proposition argue that the measure will actually reduce the influence of third parties by raising thresholds to qualify for the ballot, and creating a November election in which only the two dominant parties will have a voice.  While gerrymandered districts and party extremes frustrate Californians, Proposition 14 will not create conditions for change.

The other potential for a third party would of course come if one of our existing parties were to disband or die off.  The Republicans are not going out of their way to embrace the growing Hispanic vote. They will eventually need to moderate the views that their core voters hold on Global Warming and immigration if the party is to grow its base.  However, there is plenty of money invested in our current system, and I don’t see that changing anytime soon.

In the end, the Republican Party will do enough to survive; along with it, so will our two-party system.  The only real hope of a third party is if an issue becomes an intractable problem that paralyzes the two parties and threatens the future of our country, in the eyes of voters of all stripes.  As voters showed recently in Arizona, an intractable problem can produce unprediictable results if left unaddressed.

UPDATE: The Maine Tea Party just rewrote the GOP platform.  Looks like they really want to co-opt the GOP.  In the words of the FrumForum, the inmates are now running the asylum:

“delegates attending the Maine Republican party convention voted “overwhelmingly” to rewrite much of the party platform to reflect their less than mainstream views. The new Maine GOP platform now calls for, among other things, getting rid of the Department of Education, and the Federal Reserve. It also rails against “the UN Treaty of Child Rights” and “Law of Sea Treaty” on the grounds that we must push back against “efforts to create a one world government.” The tea partiers also took the opportunity to call for an investigation of (this is an actual quote) the “collusion between government and industry in the global warming myth.” Also, we’ve adopted Austrian economics… whatever that means.  It’s hard to even know where to begin. On one hand, it is not exactly new news that Tea Party people have some unconventional views. What is news is that Tea Party values are imposing themselves on mainstream Republican party values. Up until now, the primary question for mainstream Republicans is whether the Tea Party would break off from the Republican Party and form their own movement. The events in Maine raise the possibility that the Tea Party is looking to ideologically transform the GOP to reflect their (gulp) “unconventional” ideas.”